This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.
Last Updated: 2/13/2026
| Steam Price | $4.24 |
| Release Date | 12/16/2025 |
| Developer | Hmph. Studios |
| Publisher | Hmph. Studios |
| Steam App Id | 3811890 |
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.
Last Updated: 2/13/2026
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About This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is a Casual, Action, Indie, and Adventure game developed by Hmph. Studios. On 12/16/2025, it was released on the Steam Store by Hmph. Studios.
It can be played and ran on Windows systems. At the moment, there is no confirmed information regarding Steam Deck support for this game.
It also supports 8 languanges in-game including English, German, Japanese, Korean, and Portuguese-Brazil. Each language comes with varying levels of support for the in-game interface, audio, and fully translated subtitles.
According to Steam’s category system, This Is Why We Don't Play Golf supports the following features:
- Partial Controller Support
- Full controller support
- Save Anytime
- Playable without Timed Input
- Steam Cloud
- Camera Comfort
- Co-op
- PvP
- Family Sharing
- Color Alternatives
- Multi-player
- Steam Achievements
- Steam Leaderboards
- Single-player
- Adjustable Difficulty
- Custom Volume Controls
- Online Co-op
- Online PvP
From the Steam community, This Is Why We Don't Play Golf has been tagged with the following user tags:
- Survival Horror
- Difficult
- Multiplayer
- Platformer
- Controller
- Co-op
- Dark Humor
- Psychological Horror
- Perma Death
- 2D Platformer
- Horror
- Mini Golf
- Indie
- Casual
- Online Co-Op
- Action
- Adventure
- Singleplayer
- 2D
- Physics
Media & Sceenshots
Watch the featured video for This Is Why We Don't Play Golf and see the latest screenshots from the Steam Store.
Related Bundles
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is included in 1 bundle in the Steam Store. Purchasing through a bundle can give a large discount off the game's base price if you are willing to purchase multiple apps all at once.
| Image | Name | Apps | Packages | Price | Actions |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Hmph. Games | 2 | 2 | $9.88 | View |
Related Packages
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is referenced by 1 package in the Steam Store. A package (or sub) is simply an item that can be purchased on Steam.
| Name | Price | Actions |
|---|---|---|
| This Is Why We Don't Play Golf | $4.24 | View |
Supported Languages and Localizations
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is available in 8 different languages with varying levels of support for the in-game interface, audio, and fully translated subtitles.
| Name | Interface | Audio | Subtitles |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| German | Yes | No | Yes |
| Japanese | Yes | No | No |
| Korean | Yes | No | No |
| Portuguese-Brazil | Yes | No | No |
| Russian | Yes | No | No |
| Chinese (Simplified) | Yes | No | No |
| Spanish (Latin America) | Yes | No | No |
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- Valve Corporation. (2026, February 13). This Is Why We Don't Play Golf on Steam. Steam Store.
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