The Useless Wizard
An alcoholic wizard with no spells, only rocks, must save his village from depraved monster hordes. Tactical action, chaotic weapon combos, and dark humor collide in this unique twist on the Vampire Survivors formula!
Last Updated: 10/29/2025
| Steam Price | $3.99 |
| Release Date | 10/24/2025 |
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| Steam App Id | 3965190 |
The Useless Wizard
An alcoholic wizard with no spells, only rocks, must save his village from depraved monster hordes. Tactical action, chaotic weapon combos, and dark humor collide in this unique twist on the Vampire Survivors formula!
Last Updated: 10/29/2025
- Windows
- Mac
- Linux
About The Useless Wizard
The Useless Wizard is an Indie, Casual, Action, and Early Access game developed by Artifex Parvus, QS, and SQ. On 10/24/2025, it was released on the Steam Store by Koya Game, and Artifex Parvus.
It can be played and ran on Windows systems. At the moment, there is no confirmed information regarding Steam Deck support for this game.
It also supports 9 languanges in-game including English, French, Chinese (Simplified), German, and Spanish (Spain). Each language comes with varying levels of support for the in-game interface, audio, and fully translated subtitles.
According to Steam’s category system, The Useless Wizard supports the following features:
- Single-player
- Family Sharing
- Partial Controller Support
From the Steam community, The Useless Wizard has been tagged with the following user tags:
- Action Roguelike
- Roguelite
- Fantasy
- Pixel Graphics
- Controller
- Perma Death
- Bullet Hell
- Arcade
- Funny
- Indie
- Early Access
- Casual
- Action
- Singleplayer
- 2D
Media & Sceenshots
Watch the featured video for The Useless Wizard and see the latest screenshots from the Steam Store.
Related Packages
The Useless Wizard is referenced by 1 package in the Steam Store. A package (or sub) is simply an item that can be purchased on Steam.
| Name | Price | Actions |
|---|---|---|
| The Useless Wizard | $3.99 | View |
Supported Languages and Localizations
The Useless Wizard is available in 9 different languages with varying levels of support for the in-game interface, audio, and fully translated subtitles.
| Name | Interface | Audio | Subtitles |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | Yes | No | Yes |
| French | Yes | No | Yes |
| Chinese (Simplified) | Yes | No | Yes |
| German | Yes | No | Yes |
| Spanish (Spain) | Yes | No | Yes |
| Japanese | Yes | No | Yes |
| Portuguese-Brazil | Yes | No | Yes |
| Russian | Yes | No | Yes |
| Korean | Yes | No | Yes |
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