Messiah Simulator
A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious friend—or the one who thinks they're the Messiah. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.
Last Updated: 5/18/2026
| Steam Price | $4.99 |
| Release Date | 5/11/2026 |
| Developer | Patrick Gallaway |
| Publisher | Pontius Pilates Publishing |
| Steam App Id | 4666780 |
Messiah Simulator
A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious friend—or the one who thinks they're the Messiah. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.
Last Updated: 5/18/2026
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About Messiah Simulator
Messiah Simulator is an Indie, Adventure, Casual, and Simulation game developed by Patrick Gallaway. On 5/11/2026, it was released on the Steam Store by Pontius Pilates Publishing.
It can be played and ran on Windows systems. At the moment, there is no confirmed information regarding Steam Deck support for this game.
According to Steam’s category system, Messiah Simulator supports the following features:
- Single-player
- Family Sharing
From the Steam community, Messiah Simulator has been tagged with the following user tags:
- Action Roguelike
- Philosophical
- Third Person
- Roguelite
- 3D
- Dark Humor
- Comedy
- Simulation
- Funny
- Dark Comedy
- Indie
- Casual
- Adventure
- Singleplayer
- Physics
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Related Packages
Messiah Simulator is referenced by 1 package in the Steam Store. A package (or sub) is simply an item that can be purchased on Steam.
| Name | Price | Actions |
|---|---|---|
| Messiah Simulator | $3.99 | View |
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