Floppy Dick
You like milk? You like tits? Then you’ll love milky tits. Floppy Dick is a parody arcade game with an absurd and provocative theme. Survive rising speed, test your reflexes, choose your difficulty, and see how long you can last. You want it hard… right?
Last Updated: 4/3/2026
Floppy Dick
You like milk? You like tits? Then you’ll love milky tits. Floppy Dick is a parody arcade game with an absurd and provocative theme. Survive rising speed, test your reflexes, choose your difficulty, and see how long you can last. You want it hard… right?
Last Updated: 4/3/2026
- Windows
- Mac
- Linux
About Floppy Dick
Floppy Dick is an Indie, and Action game developed by MaCoGAME. On 3/23/2026, it was released on the Steam Store by MaCoGAME.
It can be played and ran on Windows systems. At the moment, there is no confirmed information regarding Steam Deck support for this game.
It also supports 29 languanges in-game including English, French, Italian, German, and Spanish (Spain). Each language comes with varying levels of support for the in-game interface, audio, and fully translated subtitles.
According to Steam’s category system, Floppy Dick supports the following features:
- Steam Achievements
- Stereo Sound
- Single-player
- Family Sharing
- Custom Volume Controls
- Keyboard Only Option
- Stats
- Adjustable Difficulty
From the Steam community, Floppy Dick has been tagged with the following user tags:
- Side Scroller
- Parkour
- Rhythm
- Comedy
- Hand-drawn
- Nudity
- Sexual Content
- Arcade
- Indie
- Action
- Cartoony
- Singleplayer
- 2D
Related Packages
Floppy Dick is referenced by 1 package in the Steam Store. A package (or sub) is simply an item that can be purchased on Steam.
| Name | Price | Actions |
|---|---|---|
| Floppy Dick | $1.99 | View |
Supported Languages and Localizations
Floppy Dick is available in 29 different languages with varying levels of support for the in-game interface, audio, and fully translated subtitles.
| Name | Interface | Audio | Subtitles |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | Yes | Yes | No |
| French | Yes | Yes | No |
| Italian | Yes | Yes | No |
| German | Yes | Yes | No |
| Spanish (Spain) | Yes | Yes | No |
| Arabic | No | Yes | No |
| Bulgarian | No | Yes | No |
| Chinese (Simplified) | No | Yes | No |
| Chinese (Traditional) | No | Yes | No |
| Korean | No | Yes | No |
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- Valve Corporation. (2026, April 3). Floppy Dick on Steam. Steam Store.
- Valve Corporation. (2026, April 3). Floppy Dick. Steam Community Hub.