BINARY CRINGEVESTOR
A binary options parody with a Balatro aftertaste. Take a loan, hit UP or DOWN, and 30 seconds later you’re either rich or pawning your wife’s wedding rings. 12 broker decks, 31 passives with editions, manager Billy, collectors and four weeks of payments. Just like real life, only fun.
Last Updated: 11/1/2026
| Release Date | 11/20/2026 (In 13 Days) |
| Steam App Id | 5472240 |
BINARY CRINGEVESTOR
A binary options parody with a Balatro aftertaste. Take a loan, hit UP or DOWN, and 30 seconds later you’re either rich or pawning your wife’s wedding rings. 12 broker decks, 31 passives with editions, manager Billy, collectors and four weeks of payments. Just like real life, only fun.
Last Updated: 11/1/2026
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About BINARY CRINGEVESTOR
BINARY CRINGEVESTOR is a Strategy game. On 11/20/2026, it was released on the Steam Store.
It can be played and ran on Windows systems. At the moment, there is no confirmed information regarding Steam Deck support for this game.
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